lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

(via lordoftheinternet)


lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via officialfrenchtoast)


sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via unescapable)


officialnatasharomanoff:

the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

(via dicketysplit)


awwww-cute:

Piglet wearing a hoodie

awwww-cute:

Piglet wearing a hoodie


hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(via worlds-welled-in-ink)


ledi-babushka-soski:

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

Notice how these posts are NEVER sourced

(via necturusmaculosus)


narcotic:

really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them 

(via lubricates)


brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via sunalwaysshining)


campstool:

send your pics at xlnh@wupics.com

(via strangeparkings)